February 2012
21 posts
mean things my friends say to me #67
*WB looks at me after getting dressed & ready to go out*
then say:
if I were to see a girl at the bar wearing that…I would NOT talk to her.
mean things my friends say to me #66
WB: if dick tasted like ranch dressing, you’d be a fucking whore.
January 2012
70 posts
mean things my friends say to me #65
WB: if i were your boyfriend, i would break up with you. if i were him i’d want my girlfriend to be goodlooking…and you are not.